I know I don't tell a lot of kid stories here, but this one is too long for facebook, and I want to preserve it for posterity :)
Kid #1: Why did the strawberry cross the road? Because his mother was in a jam!
we all chuckle mildly.
Kid #2: Why did the blueberry cross the road? Because he wanted to get squished and have juice go everywhere in the street!
um. ok.
Kid #1: Why did the teddy bear not eat dinner? Because he was stuffed!
we all chuckle mildly again
Kid #2: Why did the teddy bear not eat lunch? Because he was fat and ate too much food and he was already full.
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Haha. I kid you not, this was the exact conversation in the car tonight.
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